Big Sam on his way to The Harvester?!

'Made-up News' has just reported that 'Big Sam' Allardyce could be on his way to The Harvester - Home of Strike It Lucky FC. Rumours of the current manager being sacked came about after a second relagation in 3 seasons. However, due to the failure to acquire a permanent sponsor, the funds may not be available to meet Big Sam's '20 Pints a week' salary demands. The players however are standing by their current manager Craig Powell and believe that it is his absence on the pitch that has contributed to the demise. The fans think that Big Sam would just stand on pitchside, wearing a crappy headset, chew gum and look fat anyway!
Long live the Gaffer!