We ain't got no dosh - Powell told

Strike It Lucky - Statement from the board

The board has released a statement er, stating that there is no money available for the January transfer window. This scuppers the gaffers attempts to bring some bloke called Ronaldinho to the UK. Powell joked "At this rate, I'll be signing a couple of rag'n'bone men!

STOP PRESS!

Strike It Lucky are looking to sign Steve Steptoe in the January window, for a fee in the region of 2 pints.
Talks are ongoing about his brother Jamie joining also, as work commitments are currently holding up his signature. The fee is expected to be a pint and some peanuts.